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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

CATEGORY: Performer

Alhambra Theatre and Dining
Jacksonville, FL
US

CONTACT NAME

SHAIN STROFF

Job Details

DESCRIPTION

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Miss Mona runs the Chicken Ranch, a brothel with a long history in a small Texas town. The locals have a good relationship with the institution, and Mona is respected in the community. The sheriff, Ed Earl Dodd, also looks out for the Chicken Ranch due to his past with Miss Mona. However, when pious reporter Melvin Thorpe exposes the brothel, outside interests want it shut down, putting the governor in a tough spot.

PERFORMERS OF ALL ETHNICITIES, GENDER IDENTITIES, AND AGES, AS WELL AS PERFORMERS WITH DISABILITIES, ARE ENCOURAGED TO SUBMIT MATERIALS.



CHARACTER BREAKDOWN

MISS MONA
Owner and operator of “The Chicken Ranch.” No nonsense, fierce businesswoman, protective over her “girls” and energetic.

SHERIFF EARL DODD
Sheriff of La Grange, Texas. A down-home, cowboy type, lovingly curmudgeonly-more than a little rough around the edges. He’s a “live and let live” type, though, surprisingly liberal in his ideas and his language.

JEWEL
Housekeeper at The Chicken Ranch for more than twenty-five years. A confidante of Miss Mona’s, self-assured and delightfully sassy.

MELVIN P. THORPE
Television personality and part-time revivalist preacher. He’s brash, bigger than life and a complete blowhard.

SENATOR WINGWOAH/TRAVELING SALESMAN
Young, short, Napoleonic good ole boy.

FEMALE ENSEMBLE (7)
GINGER/MELVIN P. THORPE SINGER - GINGER is a divorcee, nice, welcoming, and well-adjusted. Gets her name from her red hair.

SHY/WULLA JEAN/MELVIN P. THORPE SINGER - SHY is a Country, farm girl; young, fresh-faced, sheltered, and gawky. Naïve and shy, but headstrong and capable.

ANGEL/MELVIN P. THORPE SINGER - ANGEL is a Former teen mom who left home after giving birth to her son Billy, now six years old, after her father beat her up. She’s tough and scrappy.

DURLA/DOATSEY MAE/MELVIN P. THORPE SINGER - DOATSEY MAE is a Waitress at the Texas Twinkle Café. She’s a trusting, reliable ear, and totally over the men of the town.

DAWN/MELVIN P. THORPE SINGER - DAWN is Innocent, positive, peppy down home girl next door.

LINDA LOU/MELVIN P. THORPE SINGER - LINDA LOU Has a “been there, done that” attitude, sarcastic and mouthy.The inappropriate clown of the group.

RUBY RAE/MELVIN P. THORPE SINGER - RUBY RAE is Awkward. Tries everything she can think of to improve her stock at the ranch, but always seems to be the last chosen. Stays upbeat about it.

MALE ENSEMBLE (7)
AGGIE FOOTBALL PLAYER/DOGGETTE/BANDLEADER - THE BANDLEADER is Full of charm and good feelings. He is the narrator of the story.

AGGIE FOOTBALL PLAYER/DOGGETTE/C.J. SCRUGGS

AGGIE FOOTBALL PLAYER/DOGGETTE/EDSEL MACKEY

AGGIE FOOTBALL PLAYER/DOGGETTE/MAYOR RUFUS POINDEXTER

AGGIE FOOTBALL PLAYER/DOGGETTE/SCANDINAVIAN PLACE KICKER/SHY KID PLAYER

AGGIE FOOTBALL PLAYER/DOGGETTE/SLICK DUDE/REPORTER 1

AGGIE FOOTBALL PLAYER/DOGGETTE/FARMER/REPORTER 2


Local auditions will be held at The Alhambra Theater on Monday, December 5th from 1:00pm - 5:00pm. If you can not attend the local auditions, please consider filling out an audition form and upload audition materials at https://www.alhambrajax.com/employment/

VIDEO SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE BY MONDAY, DECEMBER 5TH AT 12:00PM

You may submit your headshot, résumé, and a video audition that includes a 1-minute monologue, and two contrasting 16-bar cuts of any song to [email protected] Please include a dance reel or video submission that showcases your dance/movement skills, as well. If you have an interest in any specific role, please make sure to note that in your email or on your video.

Send video submissions to [email protected] with the link to a YouTube, Vimeo, or another video-sharing service file. YouTube: please make your video setting Public or Unlisted.

Vimeo: Please set the viewing settings to “Anyone” or “Only people with a password”, and make sure to include the password.

DURATION

Jan 30, 2023 - Mar 12, 2023

SALARY

$350.00 – $450.00 per week

AUDITION INFORMATION

WHERE

The Alhambra Theatre and Dining

WHEN

December 5, 2022 at 1:00PM

WHAT TO PREPARE

1:00pm - 3:30pm

Vocal Auditions
Please prepare two 16-32 bar contrasting Broadway Musical selections. An accompanist will be provided. Please bring sheet music in the correct key.

3:30pm

Dance Call Auditions
Please bring Sneakers or jazz shoes, and wear form-fitting clothing.



If you can not attend the local auditions, please consider filling out an audition form and upload audition materials at https://www.alhambrajax.com/employment/

HOW TO APPLY

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